This movie is absolute lady-porn!
Oliver Stone’s film, based on Don Winslow’s novel, features two lead pot-growers in California– Chon (played by Taylor Kitsch), a rugged bad boy with PTSD, and Ben (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), a sensitive botanist with a desire to make a difference in the world. And right in the middle of these sexy men is O (Blake Lively), the girlfriend they share.
Where can I get a sweet deal like that?
Well, except for the part where O is kidnapped by the Mexican drug cartel. But that’s just a small price to pay to live with two handsome men in paradise and at the mercy of their sexual appetites.
Ask me about the plot. Ask me about the acting. Ask me about the execution.
And I’ll simply say, “Who the fuck cares?!”
I recognize that this isn’t much of a movie review, but that’s really all there is to it. Although, I would argue it’s significantly better than Showgirls.
So ladies, next time you stay in for the night, pour yourselves a glass of wine and feast on the man flesh. Imagine you’re the damsel in distress, and the two shirtless men are coming for you.
That’s what I did.